ElderlyJokes A Grocery Store Opened Early For Senior Citizens. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 7.4k Views A grocery store opened early for senior citizens. A long, orderly line began to form. Suddenly a young man tried to cut in line and was subsequently beaten by an old woman with a cane and chased back to his car. A few minutes later the young man tried it again only this time he was punched in the stomach by an old man and he ran away. The third time the young man walked up and yelled, “If you old people don’t let me unlock the door, none of us are getting in! See more Previous joke Johnny's Mother Was Making Dinner. Next joke An Atheist Was Seated Next To An Elderly Lady.