Nun returns to the convent after a round of golf and speaks to her Mother Superior.
Nun: Mother Superior. I have to confess that today I took the name of our Lord Jesus Christ in vain.
Mother Superior: What happened my child?
Nun: I was on target to break 80 for the first time. I just needed a par on the 18th. I hit a lovely drive right down the middle but a gust of wind blew it into the rough.
Mother Superior: Oh no. Was that when you took the name of our Lord Jesus Christ in vain?
Nun: No Mother Superior. I was able to control my frustration. Then I hit a great 8 iron to the middle of the green but a squirrel grabbed my ball and dragged it into a bunker.
Mother Superior: What bad luck my child. Was that when you took the name of our Lord Jesus Christ in vain?
Nun: No Mother Superior. Again I controlled myself and was able to hit a brilliant bunker shot to within 18 inches of the hole.
Mother Superior: You missed the f***ing putt didn’t you!