A keen hunter takes his wife deer hunting for the first time in her life.
He first explains the basics to his wife, and then says:
“One thing is super important: Whenever you shoot something, you must claim it right away. Or else if someone else gets to the kill, they might claim it. So if you want deer meat in the fridge, make sure you’re quick to claim it.”
Of they went to their deer boxes to see if some deer would show up.
In a matter of minutes, the hunter hears his wife’s gun.
He wants to make sure she claims her kill like he’s told her, so off he goes to investigate.
He finds his wife arguing loudly with another man.
By the time he gets there, the man is looking panicked, and has put both hands in the air, saying:
“Sure lady, fine, whatever, if you insist, this is YOUR deer. But can I please take my saddle off your deer before you take it away?”