AnimalsJokes A Husband Asked To His Wife. This Will Blow Your Mind. Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible. Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I’ll accept it as a good gift. So next day…… He Brings The Giraffe for her. See more Previous joke There Was A Coconut Tree And 4 Animals. Next joke A Couple Goes Out To Dinner.