The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later.
Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
‘Do you realize what time it is,” she said.
He answered,
“Don’t get excited, I’m late because I bought something for the house.
“Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she said,