JokesMarriage Husband Was Sipping His Whisky. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?” Husband replies, “It’s me… talking to whisky.” See more Previous joke Little Johnny’s Dad Went To The Supermarket. Next joke Elsie, An Elderly Lady, Stopped To Drive Into A Parking.