JokesMarriage A Husband Takes A Pair Of His Pants. This Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 20.7k Views A husband takes a pair of his pants, throws them at his wife and says “Put these pants on.” She says to him. “I can’t wear these pants.” And he says. “And THAT’s the way it’s going to be around here!”. A week later, she walks up to him, throws a pair of her panties at him and says “Put these panties on.” He says “I can’t get into these panties!” And She says “And THAT’s the way it’s going to be until you apologize!” See more Previous joke A Priest Decides To Take A Walk. Next joke The Teacher Ask What They Got Up To Over The Weekend.