AnimalsJokes Husband Talked To His Wife. This Will Blow Your Mind. Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible for me. Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I’ll accept it as a good gift. So next day…… Husband: Here Is The Giraffe. See more Previous joke An Old Man Had Been Driving All Night. Next joke A Wise Old Man Was Sitting At The River Bank.