A Husband, Thinking He Was Being Funny.

This Will Blow Your Mind.

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,

‘ Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast. Maybe it will take a few inches off of your b**t!’

His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

‘ What the Hell is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

‘April’, he hollered into the bathroom,

‘ Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?’

She replied with a snicker.

‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s ‘Miracle Grow’!!!!!!