JokesMarriage Husband And Wife Got Into A Spat. This Is Truly Hikarious. Husband and wife got into a spat. so the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to live with you.” Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you”. See more Previous joke There Was A Fly Buzzing Around A Barn. Next joke A Little Boy Came Downstairs Crying Late.