JokesMarriage A Husband And Wife Sat Down At Their Table. What Follows Next Is Super Funny. A husband and wife sat down at their table at a coffee shop in New York City. The wife saw a pretty young woman sitting at a table and wearing the most gorgeous pair of shoes she’s ever seen. “I’d love to know where that lady got those shoes,” she said to her husband. “Maybe I should ask her.” The husband raises a hand. “Allow me, my love.” The wife beams at him. “What a gentleman! Thanks, sweetie.” The husband walked over to the young woman and asked, “Where did you get those shoes?” “I got them in a store just around the corner from here,” replied the woman. “Nice. How much were they?” “Oh, around 500 dollars.” “Thanks for letting me know.” The husband returned to his table and said to his wife, “She got her shoes in Los Angeles.” See more Previous joke A Grandfather Takes His Grandchildren To The Beach. Next joke A Father, Mother And Child Went Out To Spend Time On The Beach.