JokesMarriage A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant. This Is Funny. 3.3k Views A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!” The wife reminds him “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before eating our dinner!” The husband says “That’s at home but here the chef knows how to cook food.” See more Previous joke Bob Had Been Listening To His Wife Practicing Her Singing. Next joke Little Johnny Was Back To School After The Holidays.