Jewish man walks into Temple one Saturday walking his dog on a leash.
The rabbi comes over and says,
“Bernie, what are you doing bringing a dog to Temple? This is no place for an animal!”
“He wants to pray” the man replies.
“But Bernie, you can’t be bringing a dog to Temple. It just isn’t done.”
“But I’m telling you, he wants to pray” the man insists.
Folding his arms, the Rabbi says,
“OK, he wants to pray, let’s see him pray.”
So the man wraps a prayer shawl around the dog’s shoulders, puts a yarmulke on his head, and opens the Torah.
The dog then puts his paw on the page and starts reading perfect Hebrew.
The astonished Rabbi says,
“Why Bernie, this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Have you ever considered enrolling him in Rabbinical School?”
Rolling his eyes heavenward, the man answers,
“YOU talk to him. He wants to be a doctor!”
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