JokesMarriage Joe’s Wife Bought A New Line Of Expensive Cosmetics. This Is Epic. Joe’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?” Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.” “Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. “Hey, wait a minute!” Joe interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet.” See more Previous joke Johnny’s Friend Gets His Comeuppance. Next joke An Old Johnny Goes Into The Car Showroom.