JokesMarriage Little Johnny Is Asked By His Teacher. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. 7.6k Views Little Johnny is asked by his teacher: “What is the most wonderful thing in life for you?” “Well, sir.” Says Johnny. “When I think about it, the most wonderful thing in life for me is a pretty girl with big t!ts and a wet pu**y!” The teacher is infuriated and writes a note that Little Johnny has to give to his father. The next day, the teacher asks. “So, Johnny, what did your daddy say?” “Well, sir.” Says Johnny. “We sat down in the living room and drank an espresso, read your note and talked, then we poured ourselves a cognac, smoked a joint and talked some more. In the end, we decided you must be gay!” See more Previous joke An Old Man Is Dining In A Restaurant. Next joke A Married Couple Are Driving.