JokesMarriage Johnny Bought A Toilet Brush. This Is Hilarious. 11.5k Views Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?” “Darling, I really didn’t like it. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just far too scratchy.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple, Who Were Both Widowed. Next joke Thomas Is 32 Years Old And He Is Still Single.