JokesMarriage Johnny Complains To His Teacher. This Is Truly Hilarious. A little boy named Johnny complains to his teacher, “I’m too smart for 1st grade!”. The teacher then goes to the principal with johnny. The principle first asks some questions: 3 x 3? 9 6 x 3? 18 6 squared? 36 The principal is impressed by johnny’s intelligence, and allows him to be in the 3rd grade. The teacher responds “HOLD THE DAMN PHONE!” and asks johnny some questions. What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2? Harry then says ‘Legs’ What is in your pants that is not in mine? ‘pockets’ What does a dog do that a man steps into? ‘pants’ What goes in hard and comes out soft? ‘bubble gum’ What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs? ‘shake hands’ What word starts with F, has a U and C in it, and ends with a K that means heat and excitement? ‘firetruck’ The Principal then says “Dann that, he can go to 5th grade, since I got the last 7 questions wrong. See more Previous joke Frog Hopped Into A Bank And Asked For A Loan. Next joke Wife Calls A Husband.