JokesMarriage Johnny Was Eating Breakfast. This Is GOLD. Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a lot, dear” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a good answer to her husband’s baldness. “Then why do you have so much hair?” asked Little Johnny. See more Previous joke An Old Man Was Traveling On His Donkey’s Back. Next joke A Man And His Wife Are Travelling Through Florida.