JokesMarriage Johnny Was Eating Breakfast One Morning. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a lot, dear” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a good answer to her husband’s baldness. “Then why do you have so much hair?” asked Little Johnny. See more Previous joke A Turtle Was Walking Down An Alley In New York Next joke This Couple Is Working On Their Wills.