JokesMarriage Johnny Is Sitting In Class. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 14.5k Views Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says the word is “contagious”. Johnny is waving his arm up and down, no other students have their arms up. The teacher figures there is no way Johnny can come up with something rude for this word, and she calls his name to use the word in a sentence. Johnny says the other day, my dad and I were driving down the freeway and a woman was painting a billboard, she was using a very small brush. The teacher says “what does this have to do with the word contagious?” Johnny says “my dad turned to me and said: ‘Son it is going to take that “c*nt-ages” to paint that billboard with that little brush!'” See more Previous joke The Little Mouse Was Trapped In The Corner. Next joke A Couple Was Relating Their Vacation Experiences.