Johnny is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach.
A passerby asks:
“Johnny, why are you lying on the rail lines? A train may come any moment and run over you.”
“Precisely!” answers Johnny.
“I have no desire to live any longer. I want to kill myself.”
“Then why do you have this bottle of liquor and the tandoori chicken beside you?”
“Why not?” demands Johnny.
“You can’t rely on trains running on time any more. You don’t expect me to die of hunger and thirst, do you?”
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