JokesMarriage Johnny Said To His Dad. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. Johnny, a very young lad aged 4 years, says to his father, ‘Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married.’ His father explains, ‘For that johnny, you have to have a boy and a girl.’ So Johnny answers, ‘I’ve already found a girl.’ ‘Who?’ splutters his Dad. ‘Grandma,’ continues Jack happily. ‘Now, let me get this straight,’ his father says. / ‘You want to marry my mother? …………….. You can’t do that.’ ‘I don’t see why not?’ Johnny responds, ‘You married mine!’ See more Previous joke A Polar Bear Carries A Large Freezer. Next joke A Burglar Breaks Into A Home.