AnimalsJokes Johnny Walks A Cow Through The Village Square. This Will Make You Go ROFL. Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?” Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, “Nah, I think it’s really best left with the bulls.” See more Previous joke Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence. Next joke All The Children Brought Presents For Their Teacher.