JokesMarriage Johnny Was Brought To Court. What Follows Next Is Hilarious Johnny was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order! Order !” Johnny responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.” See more Previous joke The Wife Talking To The Counselor. Next joke The Husband Was Not Home At His Usual Hour.