AnimalsJokes Johnny Was Playing Outside. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 5.4k Views One day little Johnny was playing outside. As he was feeling particularly reckless, Johnny kicked a beehive. The honeybees cam out of the hive and started swirling around Johnny. This pissed Johnny off so he stomped on the bees. His father witnessed this and told him: “Don’t do that! No honey for a month as a punishment for stomping on the bees.” Later that week, Johnny squished a butterfly as it landed on his nose. His father saw this and said: “No Johnny! No butter for a month will be your punishment .” While Johnny’s mother was cooking dinner later that day, a few cockroaches were crawling on the counter. Johnny’s mother quickly crushed the cockroaches with a frying pan. Johnny and his father was watching. Johnny asked his father: “Are you going to tell her or should I?” See more Previous joke A Housewife Takes A Lover. Next joke Noah Called A Meeting With All The Animals.