JokesMarriage Johnny Was At School. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 10.6k Views Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers: Little Johnny said. My dad’s a magician and a very good one at that.” His teacher was quite intrigued by this. Teacher: “So tell me Johnny what sort of acts do your dad like to do?” Little Johnny: “We’ll miss he likes to cut people in half, you know with like knives, saws and stuff!” Teacher: “Oh right wow!” Little Johhny: smiles like a Cheshire cat! Teacher: “So Johnny tells me how many brothers and sisters do you currently have?” Little Johnny: “I have 1 half brother and two half-sisters!” See more Previous joke Two Guys Are Walking Through The Woods. Next joke A Little 10-Year-Old Girl Was Walking Home.