AnimalsJokes Johnny Is Writing A Paper. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 8.5k Views Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says Little Johnny. “Well, how were you and Daddy born?” “Um, well, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.” The Little Johnny begins his paper, “This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.” See more Previous joke A Dog Got Lost In An African Jungle When A Lion Spotted Him. Next joke Johnny's Pregnant Sister Was In A Terrible Car Accident.