Johnny’s Dad Is Called Into The Headmaster's Office.

This Is Funny.

Little Johnny’s dad is called into the headmaster’s office for his son’s misbehaviour.

He arrives 10 minutes late.

“Sorry I’m late Mrs Deeny, I forgot to polish some nobs at work before leaving tonight. “

Mrs Deeny looks up from her desk in disgust.

“Yeah, I almost lost my job at the doorknob factory last time I did that. To be fair they weren’t too happy that I was walking around with my c0ck out.”

Mrs Deeny gulps and stares up at him.

“I mean, they normally like me to leave my rooster at home. He’s a real trouble maker, I once found him pecking at my wife’s pu$sy”

Mrs Deeny falls off her chair and swiftly picks herself back up.

“That cat didn’t know what was coming. I was a bit disturbed though when I found the cat licking Johnny’s little sausage the other day!”

Mrs Deeny gasped.

“Yeah, Johnny missed breakfast that day because the cat ate it? That’s nothing though… “

Mrs Deeny leaned forward.

“… Yeah, last night I caught that c*nt wanking off to some f*cking filthy sh!t on po*n hub, the dirty [email protected]