JokesMarriage Johnny's Mother Decided To Tell Him All About Making Babies. This Is Funny. 22.6k Views Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnny just sat there silently for a while. “Do you understand?” his mother asked. “Yes,” replied Little Johnny. “Do you have any questions?” asked his mother. “Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?” asked Little Johnny. “In exactly the same way as with babies”, answered his Mom. “Wow!” Little Johnny exclaimed. “Boy, oh, boy. Daddy will f*ck ANYTHING!” See more Previous joke A Man Came Home From Work. Next joke A Hunter Went Out To Hunt For Buffalo.