AnimalsJokes A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose. What The Bartender Asked Her Was Hilarious. A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then the lady answered: “Excuse me, I think this is a goose.” And the bartender says: “Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.” See more Previous joke Three Old Maids Die. Next joke A Zookeeper Lost A Pair Of Mongoose.