A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
“Listen to this,” she said.
“There’s a classified advert here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, she said,
“Would you swap me for a season ticket too?”
“Absolutely not,” he said quietly.
“How sweet,” Sarah said.
“Now tell me why not.”
“The season is more than half over.”