AnimalsJokes A Lion Announced He’ll Distribute Free Woolen Coats. This Will Make You Go ROFL. Once upon a time, a lion announced he’ll distribute free woolen coats if he is elected ‘King of the jungle’. One foolish sheep asked, “From where the wool will come?” The lion just laughed and laughed and said, “My finance minister, the cheetah, will explain the source after the election.” See more Previous joke An 89-Year-Old Father Of Four Sons Was Dying. Next joke An Old Man Was Sitting On His Porch.