AnimalsJokes A Lion Goes Into A Restaurant. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. A lion goes into a restaurant He sits down and starts looking through the menu. After a while, the waiter comes over. “What would you like to drink, sir?” Asked the waiter. “A glass of the house wine please.” The lion responds. “Excellent choice sir! Might I recommend the Salmon for the starter?” “Sounds delicious!” “And what can I get you for your main?” “Oh, just a comb.” See more Previous joke An Old Couple Returned To A Mercedes Dealership. Next joke An Elephant And A Crocodile Were Swimming.