JokesMarriage Little Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom. This Is Truly Hilarious. 33.6k Views One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go. “But Miss, I am bursting to go,” said Jimmy. “You may go, but after you say the full alphabet.” “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,” he said. Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, “Jimmy, where is the ‘P?'” He answered, “Halfway down my legs, Miss.” See more Previous joke A Wife Comes Home Late One Night. Next joke A Young Girl Watched Her Grandmother.