JokesMarriage Little Johnny Jumped Out Of The Car. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. Little Johnny jumped out of the car and ran to his Granny. “Granny! Granny! How long are we staying at your house?” asked Johnny. She said “Well I guess all afternoon, Why?” “Oh Boy! I’ll get to see Daddy do his trick!” said Johnny. “Oh? What trick is that?” said Granny “Daddy said if he had to stay here all afternoon he was going to climb the walls!” See more Previous joke A Little Girl Went To Her Grandfather’s Farm. Next joke A Man And A Woman Were Having A Quiet, Romantic Dinner.