There is a little johnny and a little Sussie in the woods.
The little Sussie asked the boy, “What is a pen!s?”
The Little Johnny replied, “I don’t know.”
At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch.
He goes home and eats his lunch.
Then he sees his dad on the couch.
He goes up to his dad and ask him, “What is a pen!s?”
The dad whips his out and says to the boy, “This is a pen!s, as a matter of fact this is the perfect pen!s.”
The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods.
The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his pen!s and says to her,
“This is a pen!s, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect pen!s!”
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