Little Johnny Walked Into Class With A Black Eye.

This Will Make You Laugh Crazy.

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye.

Teacher: what’s wrong?

Johnny: my house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed.

Every night, my dad asks,

“johnny are u sleeping?”

Then i say No and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.

Teacher: tonight when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet and dont answer.

The following morning, Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher: My goodness! Why the black eye again?

Johnny: dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & i shut up and kept dead still.

Then my dad and my mum started moving, u know, at the same time mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, “are u coming?”

Mum said, “yes, i’m coming, r u coming too?”

Dad answered, “yes.”

They dont usually go anywhere without me so i said,

“wait for me, I’m also coming!”

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