ElderlyJokes A Little Old Lady Answered A Knock. This Is EPIC. A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day and was confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I’d like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.” ”Go away!” said the old lady. ”I haven’t got any money!” and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in and pushed the door wide open. ”Don’t be too hasty! Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.” With that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet and bragged, “Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will eat every bit of the remainder.” The old lady stepped back and said, “Well, let me get you a fork, buster, ’cause they cut off my electricity this morning.” See more Previous joke Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson. Next joke A Little Old Lady Was Walking Her Dog.