AnimalsJokes A Lizard Mom Is Pushing Her Newborn Down. This Is Funny. A lizard mom is pushing her newborn down the sidewalk in a stroller. The neighbor saw both of them. when a neighbor approaches. “How cute! What’s your baby’s name?” “Tiny,” says the lizard mom. “Because he’s my newt.” See more Previous joke An Owl Gets Thirsty During His Evening Flight. Next joke An 82-Year-Old Man, Went To The Doctor For A Physical.