A lizard is walking through the forest when he sees a rabbit knocked down.
He askes what happened.
The rabbit says
“It was the deer. He’s gone crazy and now he’s hitting everyone with a bat, but I gotta say-he is very polite.”
The lizard continues down the forest when he sees a bear also knocked down.
He asks
“What happened?” The bear responds
“It was a deer. He has gone nuts! He hit me with a bat! But I can’t not say, he is one very polite deer.”
The lizard rushes to home, locks the door and goes to his room. He relaxes when from behind he hears…
“*good evening*”