AnimalsJokes A Lonely Frog Telephoned The Psychic Hotline. This Is Epic. A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Adviser tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! “Will I meet her at a party?” he croaks. “No,” says the psychic, “in biology class.” See more Previous joke A Farmer Brought His Daughter A Pig. Next joke A Dad Asked A Question To Little Johnny.