A Male mosquito to its wife:
Male Mosq: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you..
Female Mosq: Ok fine, now go to sleep
Male Mosq: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you..
Female Mosq: Sure love, go to sleep..
Male Mosq: I will take you for a ride in Mercedes to Paris..
Female Mosq: hmm ok, go to sleep…
Male Mosq: You dont trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain for you..
Female Mosq: You liar , go to sleep… How many times have i told you not to come home after biting a “p0l!t!c!an….”