JokesMarriage A Man Approached A Very Beautiful Woman. This Is Hilarious. A man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” ”Why do you want to talk to me?” she asked, puzzled. “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.” See more Previous joke The Teacher Asked Little Johnny. Next joke Local News Station Was Interviewing An 80-Year-Old Lady.