AnimalsJokes A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Bar. This Is Epic. A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.” Bartender: “Yeah! Sure … go ahead.” Man: “What covers a house?” Dog: “Roof!” Man: “How does sandpaper feel?” Dog: “Rough!” Man: “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog: “Ruth!” Man: “Pay up. I told you he could talk.” The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says , “or is the greatest player Mantle?” See more Previous joke A Farmer’s Donkey Fell Down Into A Well. Next joke John And His Wife Are Getting Ready For Bed.