AnimalsJokes A Man Was In Hurry To Catch A Train. What Followed Next Is Funny. A man was in hurry to catch a train in time. So he asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” See more Previous joke A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument. Next joke Johnny’s Humorous Take On Chemistry Class.