JokesMarriage A Man Speaks Frantically On Phone. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. A man speaks frantically on phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!” See more Previous joke A Little Boy Was Attended His First Wedding. Next joke A Farmer’s Donkey Fell Down Into A Well.