AnimalsJokes A Man Is Surprised To See A Parrot Strapped. This Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 7.2k Views On reaching the plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky, fatso!” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot but forgets the coffee. When the man points out this omission to her, the parrot drains its glass of whisky and bawls, “And get me another whisky, you silly woman!” Upset and sharing, the stewardess comes back with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot’s approach. “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now!” Next moment two burly stewards wrench both him and the parrot from their seats and throw them out of the emergency exit. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, “For someone who can’t fly you’re a lippy so-and-so!” See more Previous joke A Dinosaur, A Spider, And A Cowboy Walk. Next joke There Were Three Guys Talking In The Pub.