AnimalsJokes A Man Goes To A Costume Party. This Will Blow Your Mind. A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a woman on his back. “What are you supposed to be?” the confused host asks. “I’m a turtle,” the man replies. The host says. “How can you be a turtle when all you’ve got is that woman on your back?” The man smiles and says “That’s Michelle!” See more Previous joke A Little Old Lady Was Walking Her Dog. Next joke A Turtle Was Walking Down An Alley In New York