Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant”.
Employer: “I’m sorry, we already have enough consultants”.
Applicant: “That’s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor”.
Employer: “More than we can use already”.
Applicant, as he is getting desperate:
“I’m not proud, I can do paperwork, I’ll be a clerk. If you have too many, I’ll start as a janitor”.
Employer: “It just doesn’t seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications”.
Applicant, as he stands up and angrily yells: “Work for you? I’d have to be a lowlife, beIIy crawling, double dealing jerk”!
Employer: “Well, you didn’t say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening”.
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