A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage.
The boy name Little Johnny working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage.
The man was insistent that the Johnny ask the manager about the matter…
Walking into the back room, the Little Johnny said to the manager,
“Some old [email protected] outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage.”
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the Little Johnny quickly added,
“…and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the Little Johnny,
“I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“New Zealand, sir.” the Little Johnny replied.
“Why did you leave New Zealand?” the manager asked.
The Little Johnny said,
“Sir, there’s nothing but post!tutes and rugby players there.”
“Is that right?” replied the manager.
“My wife is from New Zealand!”
“Really?” replied the Little Johnny.
“Who did she play for?”
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